We wanna be DIR-TY!
TALKING: Daylight savings, speaking valley, Sunday Funday, goat hairs, popping an eye out of your head, feeling rushed in the morning, and aching backs.
BRITNEY SPEARS OR CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Young Christina was a vocal showoff, Britney won’t ever dance like she used to, and we like Cher. ALSO, pregnant pauses.
PACIFIC OR ATLANTIC OCEAN: The colder the better, back East seafood, it’s a crime to steal pieces of the Great Wall, Kingsley has Hawaiians in him, and Halynka likes snow on the beach. ALSO, chunky East Coast sand.
FAME OR FORTUNE: Money, cheddar, broke and famous, Halynka is a famous nobody, and Kingsley would hate people approaching him on the street. ALSO, Leaving Neverland made Kingsley drink an entire bottle of wine during the first hour.