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FOODS // THAT’S MY NEW THING 312

UNDERLINE or ITALICS or BOLDS TALKING: Spiderman, “What is Halynka good at?”, technology delivers food and alcohol, Kingsley was on set all week, Halynka...

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BRIEFS & LIBERTARIANS // 311

Mary McDonnell is AMAZING!!! TALKING: Geoffrey’s 31st birthday, drinking games, and Sasha is in my earpiece. DIRTY OR CLEAN & BRIEFS OR BOXERS. CIRCUS...

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THE COFFEE IS FRESH // 305

Fish Tacos, Duh. TALKING: Kingsley is tired and is half way through his 11 day work marathon, Halynka had lesbian food for Valentines, French food is a big shit machine, and NPR (NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO) OR PBS (PUBLIC BROADCASTING SERVICE), GARLIC OR SALT, AND PEPPER, and FIRE AND ICE....

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Honey, you a Dirty Mother F*cker // 304

Clean Cauliflower and Brown Sugar, Duh. TALKING: Halynka being abducted by her ride share driver, Kingsley doesn’t think Halynka is nice, and Kingsley is sick AGAIN. DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER OR CLEAN MOTHA’ FUCKA’: Shaft’s theme song, Halynka doesn’t listen to her boss. BROCCOLI OR CAULIFLOWER: Broccoli’s color is beautiful, South Pasadena Police...

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The Monkey-Koala Situation // 303

Monkeys Play Poker, Koala’s live in Penthouses, Duh TALKING: A “good or boring” Halynka, beading, so much confusion, drinking reds out of white wine glasses. FULL AMENITIES PENTHOUSE OR NO AMENITIES SINGLE FAMILY RESIDENCE W/VIEW: Privacy, burying bodies in your yard, geiger counters, a BFE desert compound, Batman or Badminton. ALSO, Halynka...

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In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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