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NO ONE IS LISTENING // 323

Coming full circle Talking: Couch prices, not paying for couches, Venmo to split charges, Google translates signs, DAVIN, “Eh?”, getting sick in a semi-truck,...

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BEING VULNERABLE // 322

Everyone Looked Amazing in the 80’s TALKING: Hospitals, Deadpan Doctors, A Dry Wine Punch, Effective Communication, Socially Awkward, Depressing Movies and Music, Fuck April,...

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OPEN FACE AND MOIST // 317

ROAST BEEF AND CHEESE? Talking: Vacations, intermittent fasting, big floppy hat, oily wigs, Halynka’s nice Mother’s Day hike, rape porn, sex has consequences, sushi, fish, whitewater rafting, and Baby Boomers opinions. CHINESE or JAPANESE. SOUP IN A CUP or A BOWL. HAM AND CHEESE or ROAST BEEF  AND CHEESE. RIVER...

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HOT HOT SPRINGS // 316

Being reminded what REAL hunger feels like. TALKING: Hot Springs, monitors, high class hair, fattening food give-up, intermittent fasting, Cory Booker, and Trump. LIVE ON THE 1ST FLOOR OR 2ND FLOOR.  AUDIO BOOK OR BOOK.   LUCKY OR SMART.  LOSE ALL YOUR MEMORIES FROM BIRTH TILL NOW OR LOSE YOUR...

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THE BLACK CAT WAS CREMATED // 315

DINOSAURS & LAUGHTER TALKING: New wigs, getting a very special package, Halynka’s bruises, Kingsley is very YOUNG, the difference between a professional comedian and an amateur, BURY or CREMATED, turn bodies into goo, BLACK or WHITE, flat whites, NIKE or ADIDAS, Colin Kaepernick, a bucket of clits & a...

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In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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