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Oh, yeah, and chowder is chunky! TALKING:  Super bloom poppy fields, a dead rat in the rape tunnel STEW OR SOUP: Halynka loves chunky, People...

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We wanna be DIR-TY! TALKING: Daylight savings, speaking valley, Sunday Funday, goat hairs, popping an eye out of your head, feeling rushed in the...

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Honey, you a Dirty Mother F*cker // 304

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The Monkey-Koala Situation // 303

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GANDHI FALLS into 90’s fashion! TALKING: Kingsley lost 20 lbs, traveling makes you feel fat, and delicate ankles. FALL, AUTUMN, OR SPRING: time change, autumn food, spring cleaning, Tiki Joe. MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. OR GANDHI: MLK Jr. is more likely to enjoy brunch, Gandhi sat around a lot, MLK Jr....

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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