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The Last Show of the Year

Have Yourself A Merry Little Holiday! Talking @ 6AM: Matt Damon, Brunch Taking An Hour, The Nutcracker (omg, this is the last time), Kids...

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The Queen and Oprah

Who Would You Talk To If You Could Talk To Anyone? Talking: The Festival of Lights, Pillows, Kingsley is TIRED, The Nutcracker AGAIN, Gnarly...

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Fire and Musicals

Speaking Foreign Languages… Talking: Cutting Ones Own Hair, Dear Evan Hansen, Cotton-Mouth, Pantages Theatre vs Ahmanson Theatre, Nipples, Moist, “Tack tack”, and Halynka’s Wine Find. Thank you: Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer And Sasha...

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Education in California

Basing our children’s school funding on their neighborhood’s property value only confirms that the American dream is not designed for the poor. Talking: Congratulations to The House Democrats, Senator Dianne Feinstein, Halynka Decides To “Just Talk,” Talking Too Much In School, Technology and Infrastructure, Ordering Meals, Work Friends, and...

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Vote! Vote! Then have some M&M Peanuts!!! Talking: Slow Drivers, Angels and Devils, Avengers: Infinity War, The Tree of Life Synagogue Massacre, Delivery Mishap As We Record, Halloween, Schitt’s Creek, Devil’s Food Cake, Top Candies, Movie Theater Food, and Weed Delivery Services. Thank you: Joanna Muñoz for our awesome...

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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