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Vote! Vote! Then have some M&M Peanuts!!! Talking: Slow Drivers, Angels and Devils, Avengers: Infinity War, The Tree of Life Synagogue Massacre, Delivery Mishap...

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Keep The Change

Halynka once head-butted Kingsley when he was a child! Talking: Losing 10 Pounds, Weed Dispensaries, Physical Training, Dirty Martinis, Hiccup/Burp, Focusing On Your Abs,...

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Tandem Parking

It takes a woman to say, “why aren’t there more women in these cars?!” Talking: Halynka’s LOOOONNNNGGGG STORY, Nick Walks In As We Are Recording, High Protein Low Carbs, Private Trainer, Hiring a 29 Year Old To Research 59+ Women, Two Poached Eggs, and More Media Representation for Women,...

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Kingsley and Halynka talks about their eye issues! Talking: Organizing The House, CB Radios, The Sun, Detached Retina, Wedding China, Get registered, and VOTE!!! Thank you: Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer And Sasha for...

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Dreams are a window into your true self. Halynka’s true self is the coffee date of the rich and famous. Talking: Amsterdam Market, My Orchid Has Mealybugs, Weird Whole Foods Foods, “Put The Milk In The Garage”, Bert and Ernie, Diversity and Representation, and Patrick Gomez’s New TV Show...

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and . In the last year, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, and aging.

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Tuesdays's Episode

A Classic Episode

Available to all!

Thursday's Episode

A Bonus Episode

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Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son

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