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MANHATTAN ZOMBIE CRABS VAPING SATIVA // 318

TALKING: Fortune telling with a raccoon, dark and stormy weather, Kingsley’s twin cousins INDICA or SATIVA, CBD sleeping pill, Halynka is an android, DAY...

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OPEN FACE AND MOIST // 317

ROAST BEEF AND CHEESE? Talking: Vacations, intermittent fasting, big floppy hat, oily wigs, Halynka’s nice Mother’s Day hike, rape porn, sex has consequences, sushi,...

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SHUT UP, CO-STAR // 314

If you don’t pick Sandra Bullock must die… TALKING: Losing your keys, Avengers: Endgame vs. bathroom breaks, standing in a women’s purse, dating Italian men, stupid people looking collegiate, and telling a co-worker to shut up. LIVE IN A WAR-TIME MUSICAL or LIVE A SAFE ROM-COM WITH OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPES,  NUMBERS...

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EASTER MUSHROOMS // 313

Happy Belated Easter and 420! TALKING: Find the eggs, pretend to be Catholic, Kingsley is not competitive but he does want to win… Party bus to booze cruise. Mother’s Day weekend. Chocolate and Grass. Smelly Lyft driver with Easter farts.https://youtu.be/sL8ButHcwZ8Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon...

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FOODS // THAT’S MY NEW THING 312

UNDERLINE or ITALICS or BOLDS TALKING: Spiderman, “What is Halynka good at?”, technology delivers food and alcohol, Kingsley was on set all week, Halynka is famous to Halynka, Beetlejuice, trading your lunch items in high school, and having your stalker as your waiter.  LEATHER or LACE, PIZZA or SANDWICHES,...

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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