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Driving Cars

Kingsley’s housewarming is done, the apartment is 80% done, and every weekend is already booked! Talking: Christmas Flags, Gas (like farts), Not Having A...

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Story Time

The sickness has the brain doing crazy, stupid things, for real. Talking: Housewarming Party, Saying Curtains, Buy Decor While An Idiot, Standing In The...

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  Well, we thought we were going to talking about entertaining but ended up spending the whole hour on important things. Las Vegas. Puerto Rico. Guns. Speaking Polish. Farting in other languages. Things are getting serious this week – Kingsley and Halynka dive into some pretty heavy topics, after...

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Advice 2

  We are giving ourselves an E for Effort! Let’s chat about doilies and salmon teriyaki, penis and vagina sex, and open lines of communication. The Bottle Review Elouan Pinot Noir Halynka’s Score: 4/5 Kingsley’s Score: 4/5 Final Thoughts: It’s a great Pinot! Play in new window |...

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  Let’s get into the differences between the generations. We talk health, style, and the Peter Pan Syndrome. We also spend a large amount talking about headphones, shopping, being friendly to local store clerks, and how much better Halynka is at caring about strangers. Kingsley talks about his bad...

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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