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Last Meal

Well, it finally happened. Kingsley and Halynka are on death row… what will they eat?! Talking: Murder, Beet Shopping, Dating The Cop That Wrongly...

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Blood and Bones (Inside Your Body)

OMG! We are soo excited to be back! Talking: OK City, Frogs, Coffee, Easter is a Dumb Holiday, A Lot of Scars, and Recurring...

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  Sasha, we got MORE questions! Talking: Husbands Who Become Babies, Booty Calls That Want To Snuggle, and Whether You Should Tell Your Friend Her Marriage Is A Train Wreck. Enjoy! Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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