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Fire and Musicals

Speaking Foreign Languages… Talking: Cutting Ones Own Hair, Dear Evan Hansen, Cotton-Mouth, Pantages Theatre vs Ahmanson Theatre, Nipples, Moist, “Tack tack”, and Halynka’s Wine...

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Education in California

Basing our children’s school funding on their neighborhood’s property value only confirms that the American dream is not designed for the poor. Talking: Congratulations...

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Keep The Change

Halynka once head-butted Kingsley when he was a child! Talking: Losing 10 Pounds, Weed Dispensaries, Physical Training, Dirty Martinis, Hiccup/Burp, Focusing On Your Abs, “To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before,” and CC Rewards vs Auto Savings Accounts. Thank you: Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo Sean Ursani for...

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Exposed Feet at Work

Men wearing socks during sex AND what that means about their garbage personality. Talking: which trees look delicious, cheap round trip ticket to Paris, the only reason to go to Norway, American accents, British accents, Halynka’s dumbass questions, and headshots for LA waiters. Thank you: Joanna Muñoz for our...

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Health! Okay. Okay! Okay?

Have it your way! I’m lovin’ it! Holy Molses! Talking: Halynka Tries To Take Over Kingsley’s Life, Breaking The TV Habit, A Comfortable Living Room, Jenny Craig Secrets, and the 15 Month Plan. Thank you: Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music Whitney...

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and . In the last year, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, and aging.

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Tuesdays's Episode

A Classic Episode

Available to all!

Thursday's Episode

A Bonus Episode

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Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son

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