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MLK Jr. SPRINGS into the 80’s // 302

GANDHI FALLS into 90’s fashion! TALKING: Kingsley lost 20 lbs, traveling makes you feel fat, and delicate ankles. FALL, AUTUMN, OR SPRING: time change, autumn...

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New Things // 301

We have a webseries! Talking: math is a kind of language, salting the inside staircase when it snows, itchy tits, Mitch McConnell is part...

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

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