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WE ARE ILL AND STYLISH // 310

TALKING: Halynka’s new glasses, Kingsley’s new haircut, Grandmother’s sushi, and Dark Mermaids become Fat British Baby. BLACK OR WHITE, TREES OR BUSHES, SYMPHONY OR BALLET,...

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DEMONS HAVING A GOOD TIME // 309

Oh, yeah, and chowder is chunky! TALKING:  Super bloom poppy fields, a dead rat in the rape tunnel STEW OR SOUP: Halynka loves chunky, People...

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MAMA, WHERE’S SUSAN?! // 307

She want that cake, cake, cake! TALKING: Beading, new glasses and seeing leaves for the first time, “I didn’t know they had TOPS” in West Hollywood, and our first THING. TWITTER or INSTAGRAM: Twitter has porn (which is great), Halynka gets used a lot, and Kingsley is one good pic! CAKE...

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GIVING YOUR DOCTOR SH*T // 306

Literally, giving your Dr. sh*t! TALKING: A sweet/dry martini, Halynka was at the hospital ALL DAY, stool sample size, Kingsley always pees and poops at the same time. We are so sorry about the grossness. Halynka can hear through her eyeball. Halynka’s arms are dead from all the shots. PILLOWS...

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THE COFFEE IS FRESH // 305

Fish Tacos, Duh. TALKING: Kingsley is tired and is half way through his 11 day work marathon, Halynka had lesbian food for Valentines, French food is a big shit machine, and NPR (NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO) OR PBS (PUBLIC BROADCASTING SERVICE), GARLIC OR SALT, AND PEPPER, and FIRE AND ICE....

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In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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