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The sickness has the brain doing crazy, stupid things, for real. Talking: Housewarming Party, Saying Curtains, Buy Decor While An Idiot, Standing In The...

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Let’s talk about kids, babies! Talking: Busy Work Weeks, Hans Zimmer, Dying Alone, Getting Into Shape, Kingsley’s House Warming , Muted Teal, and Adoption....

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Holiday Party

  Hey Sasha, could you let Barbara know that she isn’t invited to our holiday party?! 113 – Talking: Planning the Perfect Holiday Party, Starfucks Cups, Barbara Streisand, Dolly Parton, and Burner Phones. Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts | Android | RSS

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Life Expectations Revisited

  Sasha, what did you want to be when you grew up? Are you totally living your dream? Talking: Thinking Outside The Box, A Christmas Carol, James Franco’s Great, Great Grandfather, and Halynka Not Having Dreams Of Her Future. Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple Podcasts |...

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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