The Monkey-Koala Situation // 303
Monkeys Play Poker, Koala’s live in Penthouses, Duh
TALKING: A “good or boring” Halynka, beading, so much confusion, drinking reds out of white wine glasses. FULL AMENITIES PENTHOUSE OR NO AMENITIES SINGLE FAMILY RESIDENCE W/VIEW: Privacy, burying bodies in your yard, geiger counters, a BFE desert compound, Batman or Badminton. ALSO, Halynka thinks she can still play badminton in her 60’s. CHESS OR POKER: Itchy noses, the hollywood cold, nasty nails in a nasty nose, your super power: lying or strategy. ALSO, Halynka needs to explain her choice to meet the Queen of England. MONKEY OR KOALA: Australian animals are violent, bonobo monkeys always be F*CKIN’, Chris Hemsworth is from Australia, Halynka doesn’t want to own a zoo, dry chicken. ALSO, Halynka or Kingsley doesn’t know how to say ‘height’.https://youtu.be/fbycJBgqev4Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content!
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MLK Jr. SPRINGS into the 80’s // 302
GANDHI FALLS into 90’s fashion!
TALKING: Kingsley lost 20 lbs, traveling makes you feel fat, and delicate ankles. FALL, AUTUMN, OR SPRING: time change, autumn food, spring cleaning, Tiki Joe. MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. OR GANDHI: MLK Jr. is more likely to enjoy brunch, Gandhi sat around a lot, MLK Jr. had a gay “friend”. ALSO, is it called a mustache if it’s attached to a beard? 90’s OR 80’s: Dad died in the 80’s, and big hair is always the best. ALSO, dance music with sad lyrics! Enjoy!Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content!
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New Things // 301
We have a webseries!
Talking: math is a kind of language, salting the inside staircase when it snows, itchy tits, Mitch McConnell is part frog, trying to drink a microphone, the deep state version of aliens, and “A.I.: The Lover of People”. Enjoy!
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The Queen and Oprah
Who Would You Talk To If You Could Talk To Anyone?
Talking: The Festival of Lights, Pillows, Kingsley is TIRED, The Nutcracker AGAIN, Gnarly Head, Two Commercials, Firing a PA, Location Damage, Being a PA Myself, and Gingerbread Houses.
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- Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music
- Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer
- And Sasha for not taking a salary
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Single Parent Households
Next Season We Will Also Be A Webseries!
Talking: Early X-Mas Complainers, Hosting Christmas, Kylie Jenner’s Shitty Billboard, Halynka Has No Problem Cussing, Children Who Were Raised In Single-Parent Household, Kneeling On Beans, Halynka Would Be The Mother Of The Anti-Christ, and Marthacello.
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- Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer
- And Sasha for not taking a salary
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Holiday Activities
Trucks with Buttz and Cracking Nutz.
Talking: Cold Brew Wine, Truck Nutz, Stereotyping Rednecks, San Diego, Halynka’s Solo Thanksgiving, Que Sa Sarong, “Get Off Your Phone, Halynka,” Long Beach Ballet Nutcracker, Mary Poppins, X-Mas Lights, and Hooked Into The Technology.
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- Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
- Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music
- Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer
- And Sasha for not taking a salary
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Fire and Musicals
Speaking Foreign Languages…
Talking: Cutting Ones Own Hair, Dear Evan Hansen, Cotton-Mouth, Pantages Theatre vs Ahmanson Theatre, Nipples, Moist, “Tack tack”, and Halynka’s Wine Find.
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- Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
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- Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer
- And Sasha for not taking a salary
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Education in California
Basing our children’s school funding on their neighborhood’s property value only confirms that the American dream is not designed for the poor.
Talking: Congratulations to The House Democrats, Senator Dianne Feinstein, Halynka Decides To “Just Talk,” Talking Too Much In School, Technology and Infrastructure, Ordering Meals, Work Friends, and Friends in Norway.
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Honey, you a Dirty Mother F*cker // 304
Clean Cauliflower and Brown Sugar, Duh.
TALKING: Halynka being abducted by her ride share driver, Kingsley doesn’t think Halynka is nice, and Kingsley is sick AGAIN. DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER OR CLEAN MOTHA’ FUCKA’: Shaft’s theme song, Halynka doesn’t listen to her boss. BROCCOLI OR CAULIFLOWER: Broccoli’s color is beautiful, South Pasadena Police Department sent Halynka a dozen yellow roses, Kingsley like Broccolini, and Halynka can’t say cauliflower. ALSO: Valentines, Bob Seger, Michelob Ultra. HONEY OR BROWN SUGAR: Italian Teriyaki, Kingsley likes fake maple syrup more than the real stuff, and Halynka hates honey.https://youtu.be/s9dU2qEHgdsReally, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content!
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