TALKING:  Super bloom poppy fields, a dead rat in the rape tunnel

 

STEW OR SOUP: Halynka loves chunky, People who like Manhattan clam chowder over New England clam chowder are in fact going to hell, and Kingsley would marry French onion soup.

 

JAZZ OR RAP: F*CK JAZZ and Kingsley would absolutely marry rap.

 

AN UNMARKED WHITE VAN FOLLOWING YOU AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD OR A MYSTERIOUS NEW RED LIGHT COMING FROM YOUR AC VENT: Halynka is pissed off that the van is following her, Kingsley is freaking out that someone might be recording him, and there are so many weird faces.

 

MORMONS OR SCIENTOLOGY: Those damn aliens, Super Bowl commercials, and Mormons are weird too. “GEORGE SMITH”?!?!