That\'s My New Thing

Honey, you a Dirty Mother F*cker // 304

Clean Cauliflower and Brown Sugar, Duh.

TALKING: Halynka being abducted by her ride share driver, Kingsley doesn’t think Halynka is nice, and Kingsley is sick AGAIN.

DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER OR CLEAN MOTHA’ FUCKA’: Shaft’s theme song, Halynka doesn’t listen to her boss.

BROCCOLI OR CAULIFLOWER: Broccoli’s color is beautiful, South Pasadena Police Department sent Halynka a dozen yellow roses, Kingsley like Broccolini, and Halynka can’t say cauliflower. ALSO: Valentines, Bob Seger, Michelob Ultra.

HONEY OR BROWN SUGAR: Italian Teriyaki, Kingsley likes fake maple syrup more than the real stuff, and Halynka hates honey.

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Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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The Monkey-Koala Situation // 303

Monkeys Play Poker, Koala's live in Penthouses, Duh

TALKING: A “good or boring” Halynka, beading, so much confusion, drinking reds out of white wine glasses.

FULL AMENITIES PENTHOUSE OR NO AMENITIES SINGLE FAMILY RESIDENCE W/VIEW: Privacy, burying bodies in your yard, geiger counters, a BFE desert compound, Batman or Badminton. ALSO, Halynka thinks she can still play badminton in her 60’s.

CHESS OR POKER: Itchy noses, the hollywood cold, nasty nails in a nasty nose, your super power: lying or strategy. ALSO, Halynka needs to explain her choice to meet the Queen of England.

MONKEY OR KOALA: Australian animals are violent, bonobo monkeys always be F*CKIN’, Chris Hemsworth is from Australia, Halynka doesn’t want to own a zoo, dry chicken. ALSO, Halynka or Kingsley doesn’t know how to say ‘height’.

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MLK Jr. SPRINGS into the 80’s // 302

GANDHI FALLS into 90's fashion!

TALKING: Kingsley lost 20 lbs, traveling makes you feel fat, and delicate ankles.

FALL, AUTUMN, OR SPRING: time change, autumn food, spring cleaning, Tiki Joe.

MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr. OR GANDHI: MLK Jr. is more likely to enjoy brunch, Gandhi sat around a lot, MLK Jr. had a gay “friend”. ALSO, is it called a mustache if it’s attached to a beard?

90’s OR 80’s: Dad died in the 80’s, and big hair is always the best. ALSO, dance music with sad lyrics! Enjoy!

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New Things // 301

We have a webseries!

Talking: math is a kind of language, salting the inside staircase when it snows, itchy tits, Mitch McConnell is part frog, trying to drink a microphone, the deep state version of aliens, and “A.I.: The Lover of People”. Enjoy!