Episode

HOT HOT SPRINGS // 316

Being reminded what REAL hunger feels like.

TALKING: Hot Springs, monitors, high class hair, fattening food give-up, intermittent fasting, Cory Booker, and Trump.
 
LIVE ON THE 1ST FLOOR OR 2ND FLOOR.  AUDIO BOOK OR BOOK.   LUCKY OR SMART.  LOSE ALL YOUR MEMORIES FROM BIRTH TILL NOW OR LOSE YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE LONG TERM MEMORIES.  HALLOWEEN OR VALENTINES. 
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  • Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
  • Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music 
  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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THE BLACK CAT WAS CREMATED // 315

DINOSAURS & LAUGHTER

TALKING: New wigs, getting a very special package, Halynka’s bruises, Kingsley is very YOUNG, the difference between a professional comedian and an amateur, BURY or CREMATED, turn bodies into goo, BLACK or WHITE, flat whites, NIKE or ADIDAS, Colin Kaepernick, a bucket of clits & a bag of dicks, LIVE IN A CABIN ALONE FOREVER or BE HOMELESS AND SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE, only being hugged when you’re drinking, MEXICO or CANADA, deep-fried lobster, feline AIDS, Falsettos the play, Eden Espinosa and DOGS or CATS.

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  • Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
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  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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SHUT UP, CO-STAR // 314

If you don't pick Sandra Bullock must die...

TALKING: Losing your keys, Avengers: Endgame vs. bathroom breaks, standing in a women’s purse, dating Italian men, stupid people looking collegiate, and telling a co-worker to shut up.
 
LIVE IN A WAR-TIME MUSICAL or LIVE A SAFE ROM-COM WITH OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPES,  NUMBERS or WORDS,  SANDRA BULLOCK or JULIA ROBERTS,  CREATIVE GENIUS or ACADEMIC GENIUS,  7 or 13, and WAFFLES or PANCAKES.
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Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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EASTER MUSHROOMS // 313

Happy Belated Easter and 420!

TALKING: Find the eggs, pretend to be Catholic, Kingsley is not competitive but he does want to win… Party bus to booze cruise. Mother’s Day weekend. Chocolate and Grass. Smelly Lyft driver with Easter farts.
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  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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FOODS // THAT’S MY NEW THING 312

UNDERLINE or ITALICS or BOLDS

TALKING: Spiderman, “What is Halynka good at?”, technology delivers food and alcohol, Kingsley was on set all week, Halynka is famous to Halynka, Beetlejuice, trading your lunch items in high school, and having your stalker as your waiter. 

LEATHER or LACE, PIZZA or SANDWICHES, and SOURDOUGH or RYE.

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Thank you:

  • Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
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  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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