Episode

MAMA, WHERE’S SUSAN?! // 307

She want that cake, cake, cake!

TALKING: Beading, new glasses and seeing leaves for the first time, “I didn’t know they had TOPS” in West Hollywood, and our first THING.
 
TWITTER or INSTAGRAM: Twitter has porn (which is great), Halynka gets used a lot, and Kingsley is one good pic!
 
CAKE or PIE: “Cake, cake, cake,” Halynka is a pie with no bottom?! Chocolate Pecan pie from somewhere special. WHOSE ALLEN?! ALSO, Australian Cattle Dog was stolen from our backyard by the E Street Gang. 
 
STRIPES or CHEVRONS (zing-zags): Halynka likes vertical stripes, Kingsley likes  chevrons. ALSO, 3D “Where’s Waldo?” What is Waldo? Why is Waldo? OH, AND ALSO, Batman. 
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Thank you:

  • Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
  • Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music 
  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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GIVING YOUR DOCTOR SH*T // 306

Literally, giving your Dr. sh*t!

TALKING: A sweet/dry martini, Halynka was at the hospital ALL DAY, stool sample size, Kingsley always pees and poops at the same time. We are so sorry about the grossness. Halynka can hear through her eyeball. Halynka’s arms are dead from all the shots.
 
PILLOWS or BLANKETS: Kingsley loves pillows, Halynka is a wet blanket, and using people as blankets.
 
BEING POPULAR or BEING UNIQUE: Taylor Swift is popular and basic, BJORK is fucking unique and can get away with not being recognized, and we love Marvel and Kill Bill.
 
OPRAH or ELLEN: Halynka hates lesbians 😉 but is the Mayor of Gay Town, Jesse Smollett, and women are constantly put down for being put down for being a strong business woman. Rolling Stones!!! 
Really, really love That’s My New Thing? 

Thank you:

  • Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
  • Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music 
  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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THE COFFEE IS FRESH // 305

Fish Tacos, Duh.

TALKING: Kingsley is tired and is half way through his 11 day work marathon, Halynka had lesbian food for Valentines, French food is a big shit machine, and NPR (NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO) OR PBS (PUBLIC BROADCASTING SERVICE), GARLIC OR SALT, AND PEPPER, and FIRE AND ICE.

Really, really love That’s My New Thing? 

Thank you:

  • Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
  • Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music 
  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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Honey, you a Dirty Mother F*cker // 304

Clean Cauliflower and Brown Sugar, Duh.

TALKING: Halynka being abducted by her ride share driver, Kingsley doesn’t think Halynka is nice, and Kingsley is sick AGAIN.
 
DIRTY MOTHER FUCKER OR CLEAN MOTHA’ FUCKA’: Shaft’s theme song, Halynka doesn’t listen to her boss.
 
BROCCOLI OR CAULIFLOWER: Broccoli’s color is beautiful, South Pasadena Police Department sent Halynka a dozen yellow roses, Kingsley like Broccolini, and Halynka can’t say cauliflower. ALSO: Valentines, Bob Seger, Michelob Ultra. 
 
HONEY OR BROWN SUGAR: Italian Teriyaki, Kingsley likes fake maple syrup more than the real stuff, and Halynka hates honey.
Really, really love That’s My New Thing? 

Thank you:

  • Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
  • Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music 
  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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The Monkey-Koala Situation // 303

Monkeys Play Poker, Koala's live in Penthouses, Duh

TALKING: A “good or boring” Halynka, beading, so much confusion, drinking reds out of white wine glasses.
 
FULL AMENITIES PENTHOUSE OR NO AMENITIES SINGLE FAMILY RESIDENCE W/VIEW: Privacy, burying bodies in your yard, geiger counters, a BFE desert compound, Batman or Badminton. ALSO, Halynka thinks she can still play badminton in her 60’s.
 
CHESS OR POKER: Itchy noses, the hollywood cold, nasty nails in a nasty nose, your super power: lying or strategy. ALSO, Halynka needs to explain her choice to meet the Queen of England.
 
MONKEY OR KOALA: Australian animals are violent, bonobo monkeys always be F*CKIN’, Chris Hemsworth is from Australia, Halynka doesn’t want to own a zoo, dry chicken. ALSO, Halynka or Kingsley doesn’t know how to say ‘height’.
Really, really love That’s My New Thing? 

Thank you:

  • Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
  • Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music 
  • Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer

 

Hosted by: Halynka Benham and Kingsley Benham

Produced by: Kingsley Benham

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