Introducing the White Widow and the Dream Queen (you'll get it when you listen)!
Talking: Doobie Taxes, PMS, and Marriage Equality Is Spreading Around The World! Enjoy!
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Talking: Hearing While Dead, Memorizing Lines, Customer Service In Dispensaries, Throat Surgery, Shit Talking During Sports, and The Crazy Look of Headphones.
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- Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo
- Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music
- Whitney Benham for being our fantastic announcer
- And Sasha for not taking a salary
We are giving ourselves an E for Effort!
Let’s chat about doilies and salmon teriyaki, penis and vagina sex, and open lines of communication.
The Bottle Review
Elouan Pinot Noir
Halynka’s Score: 4/5
Kingsley’s Score: 4/5
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We wanna be DIR-TY!TALKING: Daylight savings, speaking valley, Sunday Funday, goat hairs, popping an eye out of your head, feeling rushed in the morning, and aching backs.BRITNEY SPEARS OR CHRISTINA AGUILERA: Young Christina was a vocal showoff, Britney won’t ever dance like she used to, and we like Cher. ALSO, pregnant pauses.PACIFIC OR ATLANTIC OCEAN: The colder the better, back East seafood, it’s a crime to steal pieces of the Great Wall, Kingsley has Hawaiians in him, and Halynka likes snow on the beach. ALSO, chunky East Coast sand.FAME OR FORTUNE: Money, cheddar, broke and famous, Halynka is a famous nobody, and Kingsley would hate people approaching him on the street. ALSO, Leaving Neverland made Kingsley drink an entire bottle of wine during the first hour.Post Views: 176