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Being Vulnerable // 322

Everyone Looked Amazing in the 80’s TALKING: Hospitals, Deadpan Doctors, A Dry Wine Punch, Effective Communication, Socially Awkward, Depressing Movies and Music, Fuck April,...

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The Wrong “R” Word // 321

She’s retired not… TALKING: Retirement, 3 days/3 months/3 years/3 decade, Senior, WeHo is Very White, WE’RE BACK, Candle-Making, Milk Carton Candles, Memories, NDA (Non-Disclosure...

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Eggplant Emoji // 320

Everyone’s Favorite Topics: Misunderstandings and Politics! TALKING: We’re back! Pride and work has made it almost impossibly Going to bed with Tom Ford on your hands. Yes, please. Fortune Feimster might have walked passed by Kingsley’s apartment. EGGPLANT EMOJI. PEACH EMOJI. SNOWFLAKE. TREE. Politics… YAY!!!Really, really love That’s My...

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HAPPY PRIDE!!! // 319

May the streets be filled with rainbows! TALKING: PRIDE pasts, PRIDE predictions, and breastfeeding scarves. Enjoy!, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to get access to exclusive content! Thank you: Joanna Muñoz for our awesome logo Sean Ursani for our amazing theme music  Whitney Benham for...

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TALKING: Fortune telling with a raccoon, dark and stormy weather, Kingsley’s twin cousins INDICA or SATIVA, CBD sleeping pill, Halynka is an android, DAY or NIGHT at work or with friends, singing LOBSTERS or rapping CRABS, MANHATTAN or NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER, a lot of ZOMBIES or a few...

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A Lil Bit About Us

In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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