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GUTS AND THE LAST BDAY OF SUMMER // 328

Magic and All-You-Can-Eat Sushi TALKING: Saturday Brunch at Taste on Melrose, Sunday Brunch at Spartina with Aperol Spritzers and Lamb Ragu, Draco Malfoy was...

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SHAKING MY HEAD // 327

Balls Are [Insert Bicycle Bells] TALKING:  Halynka has been shaking her head since she was a baby, getting botox in your throat to help...

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SHUT UP! // 326

Happy Birthday, Whitney!!! TALKING: Take A Shot When Halynka Mentions Retirement, Plumbers, Waiting For A Biopsy, Fatty Ball, Forceps (Large Medical Tweezers), Sound FX, St. Felix Appetizer Sampler, An Inside Burp, Son Of A Hoochie, Allergic To Eyeshadow, Using Your Fingers For Math, Dr. Mario, Kingsley Drives Away, and...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HALYNKA // 325

September Birthdays!!! TALKING: Old Men, Dementia, Microphone Stand, Devil Horns / Longhorns, No Flexibility, Swallowing a Chew Toy, Islands Restaurant, Laundry, Palm Springs, La Cañada or La Quinta, Wendy’s Avocado is Just Shitty Guacamole, IDIOTS, We are sorry about the Sound Effects, Too Much Design, and Comedy Classes.Really, really...

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CARING ABOUT PEOPLE // 334

Shhh ASMR… TALKING: Welcome to That’s My New Thing! Lazy Fart-Faces coming from Butt-Faces. Yes, Kingsley once broke a wine glass. Co-workers collecting money for B-Days and Going Away. $600 a year spent on people you don’t actively spend time with. Family members are part of this equation.  Really,...

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In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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