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NEW THINGS & LIES FEAT. BEAU PUCKETT // 330

BEAU WAS IN AN OFF BROADWAY PLAY? We play a brand new game, “True Things and Lie,” with the Beau Puckett! TALKING: Meatloaf, Proposals,...

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LSD or Shrooms? // 329

Hallucinogens are really in this season! TALKING: Kingsley was sick last week, VONS Pavilions delivers ribs and sides, managing people, being great at customer...

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GUTS AND THE LAST BDAY OF SUMMER // 328

Magic and All-You-Can-Eat Sushi TALKING: Saturday Brunch at Taste on Melrose, Sunday Brunch at Spartina with Aperol Spritzers and Lamb Ragu, Draco Malfoy was in full attendance at the Harry Potter Murder Mystery Party, Kingsley’s delicious birthday sushi with Whitney and Halynka. Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support...

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SHAKING MY HEAD // 327

Balls Are [Insert Bicycle Bells] TALKING:  Halynka has been shaking her head since she was a baby, getting botox in your throat to help burps, being a good parent, and obviously we argue the rest of the episode.  ENJOY!Really, really love That’s My New Thing? Support us on Patreon to...

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SHUT UP! // 326

Happy Birthday, Whitney!!! TALKING: Take A Shot When Halynka Mentions Retirement, Plumbers, Waiting For A Biopsy, Fatty Ball, Forceps (Large Medical Tweezers), Sound FX, St. Felix Appetizer Sampler, An Inside Burp, Son Of A Hoochie, Allergic To Eyeshadow, Using Your Fingers For Math, Dr. Mario, Kingsley Drives Away, and...

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In the 80’s, a feisty dirty-blonde flibbertigibbet, HALYNKA BENHAM, brought forth a svelte, auburn-haired baby, KINGSLEY BENHAM, into this world. Halynka raised him and his sister single-handedly while also being a full-time boss-ass-bitch. The children quickly became proficient in sarcasm, general charm, side-eye, and faking-it-till-you-make-it. Halynka was a great role model without pretending to be perfect – she’s a baller, making cheddar in the cutthroat world of high-end retail. Kingsley grew up to be a goofy, professional creative-type and yo-yo dieter with an indestructible sense of confidence and gravity. In the last two years, Halynka and Kingsley joined forces to entertain millions on two highly ranked Buzzfeed videos. Now they have their own podcast where they discuss things like aging, road rage, aging, day drinking, shitty birthday gifts, soup, and aging.

Halynka Benham

Halynka Benham

Host, Boss Bitch, Mother
Kingsley Benham

Kingsley Benham

Host, Shade Master, Son
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